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You know you're from NEBRASKA if:

1) You know what a "Runza" is.

2) You've never met any celebrities . .

3) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway .

4) "Vacation" means driving through the Henry Dorley Zoo or going to the state Fair

5) You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular

6) You measure distance in miles Instead of minutes

7) Down south to you means Kansas

8) You know several people who have hit a deer"

9) You have no problem spelling or pronouncing Kearney"

10) You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"

11) Your school classes were cancelled because of cold

12) Your school classes were cancelled because of heat

13) You know what Huskers are

14) You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way

15) You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day

16) You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

17) You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July

18) Stores don't have bags, they have sacks

19) You see people wear bib overalls at funerals

20) You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year

21) You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.

Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mail 1 wanna go with."

22) You can locate Nebraska on a United States map

23) Detassling was your first job

24) Your idea of a really great Burger is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by mustard and a dill pickle slice .

24) You learn your pickup will run without a muffler

25) You install security lights on your house and garage and leave bath . unlocked

26) You think of the major four food groups as beef, park, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows

27) When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, “it was different."

28) You consider being called a "Beef Queen" an honor

29) You carry jumper Gables in your car

30) You drink "pop."

31) You know what the numbers 1-80, 275 and 2 mean

32) You know what "cow tipping" is

33) You consider a day with 15mph wind as "calm “

34) You know that sunsets have more than 100 shades of color

35)You know what "milo" is

36) You know why fields are circular

37) You consider a 50 degree difference in temperature from one day to the next to be normal

38) You know what a dust devil is - and have played in one

39) You can name over 25 seed corn companies

40) You have at least one article of clothing on at ail times that says "Huskers" or came from a seed co.

41) You consider the most important sports seasons as: football and spring football

42) You know what "a mile wide and a foot deep" refers to

43) You use north, south, east, and west when giving directions rather than left and right

44) You know how far 80 rods is

45) You have Valentino's pizza and Dorothy Lynch dressing shipped to you if you move out-of-state

46) You think charging money for parking is criminal

47) You had your wedding reception in the Grange hall, Ag pavilion, Fireman's hall, or Legion hall.

48) You think Chimney Rock is one of the 7 natural wonders of the world

49) You know what a unicameral Îs

50) You know who Ernie Chambers is