Des blagues en Ricain

The following people are stranded on a beautiful desert island:

* Two Italian men and one Italian woman

* Two Frenchmen and one French woman

* Two German men and one German woman

* Two Greek men and one Greek woman

* Two Englishmen and one Englishwoman

* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

* Two Swedish men and one Swedish woman

* Two Irishmen and one Irishwoman

* Two Russian men and one Russian woman

One month later...

* The first Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

* The two Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a"menage a trois."

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

* The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englishwoman.

* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...

* The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery. The other Russian man made money by actually killing the Italian and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians; he acquired a controlling 33.4% share in the Irish distillery * Including the worldwide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (hence the strict schedule) both for himself and for his Russian girlfriend, and has promised the Bulgarian woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the Swedish woman "to learn English."

* In the meantime, the French still think they are alone on the island.